What the crap is sharknado?

"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."
— (via nmsf)


for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."
— (via soulsscrawl)



i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life



ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today




teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit