What the crap is sharknado?

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”


yourtightdoll:

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"


Hilarityyyyyyy

yourtightdoll:

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

Hilarityyyyyyy


jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS


quinn-the-human:

catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.
Photo/caption via Reddit

I’m sorry the pug being held at the left of the photo is all like
nyooom to the mothership
And I can’t stop smiling

quinn-the-human:

catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.

Photo/caption via Reddit

I’m sorry the pug being held at the left of the photo is all like

nyooom
to the mothership

And I can’t stop smiling


brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life


empresspinto:

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via reichenbachtrip)



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meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*


bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior