What the crap is sharknado?

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE


Anonymous asked: "You keep complaining that you've been so busy yet you're always on tumblr posting shit. lol get a life, loser."

deepbits:

Don’t act like you know everything about my life - because you don’t. I’ve been busy working to make sure my family has food on the table and a roof over their head.

Every week, I just schedule thousands of posts to be posted every few minutes using Queue+.It lets me keep my blog active (and helps me gain followers without being online all the time.)

So before you guy making assumptions about my life, g et your facts straight. Maybe you’re the one that should get a life instead of sending anon hate on tumblr. :/


wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 



new law

gender-knight:

all tall people are required 2 give me piggyback rides this is mandatory as I am small and my little legs take longer to walk places


"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)


gnarly:

Miranda sings keeps me young

gnarly:

Miranda sings keeps me young


mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god